[gettodachoppa]

>Why? How? Wuh?

Uh oh, someone's trying to think! You know why. We all know why. But stating it out loud makes you a bad man.

Better to just nod along and pretend it's all OK, especially at work, especially if you're not posting anonymously. And remember to be extra furious at Russia in your comments when someone reminds us that Russia spent 100k in "both sides" Facebook ads in 2015 (an act of foreign interference so ignominous, MSM ink will never stop spilling ink about it). It's what's expected of all of us.