[G4E]

I'm sorry I know this HN and not reddit, but your formulation is so close to the meme "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone."

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/045/029/Scr...

[mentos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXAOamWIPcM

Here’s another arrow for your quiver.