[a13o]

The wording in the fraud cancellation emails gave me a good laugh.

"My payment provider said you used a stolen credit card. Why did you do that? I've revoked your access."

[pc86]

That gave me a chuckle too. The list of "reasons someone would use a stolen credit card" is what, 2 options?

[justin_oaks]

There are 2 options? I can only think of "I'm a person with poor ethics who wants to get something without paying for it".

[hermitcrab]

I feel this should be shortened into a haiku.