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justinlloyd | 1 year ago

The kind of ebook reader you open to the crossword puzzle and say "harrumph" an awful lot whilst sitting in your high back wing chair in front of the fireplace where discrete employees refill your brandy snifter. You may occasionally bend down one corner of the ebook reader as you peer askance at the likes of who they are letting in these days. There is a member of staff whose sole job it is to stand nearby with a real news paper and snap the pages to show your displeasure as you return to crossword. Five down, "someone who adds nothing to the conversation beyond pointing out the minor flaws in another's statements." Begins with P... With P... Hmmm...

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I kind of like this A1 ebook idea. Time to get out the wallet.

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hyperbrainer|1 year ago

Get a touchscreen TV?

justinlloyd|1 year ago

To difficult to swat flies with and the hired help cannot spread them on the kitchen floor after mopping so that the floor dries faster.