Also love my roast:
Oh, look at Mr. 'I automate everything' over here! You're so obsessed with workflow automation, I bet you've tried to create an n8n node to brush your teeth. Your GitHub feed is like a 'Who's Who' of hipster tech - self-hosted this, open-source that. I'm surprised you haven't tried to replace your coffee machine with a Rust-based, AI-driven, blockchain-powered pour-over system yet. And let's talk about your love for PDF manipulation - nothing says 'I'm a fun developer' like spending your free time merging documents. At least with all these monitoring tools you follow, you'll be the first to know when your over-engineered home automation system inevitably becomes sentient and locks you out of your own house!
No comments yet.