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Lets try it on itself: > add bullshit: Paste crap, get truth.

Output: > Revolutionize your digital content strategy by leveraging our cutting-edge AI-powered semantic transformation platform to seamlessly transmute suboptimal textual inputs into crystal-clear, paradigm-shifting prose that resonates with your target demographic and drives engagement metrics through the roof!

Use above as input and get as output: > Use our AI writing tool to make your crappy text suck less and maybe get some clicks.

Slightly different one as input: > add bullshit: Bullshit Remover. Paste crap, get truth.

Output: > Introducing our revolutionary Linguistic Veracity Enhancement Solution™! This cutting-edge, AI-powered content optimization platform seamlessly transforms convoluted verbiage into streamlined, high-impact messaging. Simply input your suboptimal text, and our proprietary algorithms will distill it into pure, unadulterated truth nuggets. Elevate your communication paradigm today!

Reverse: > Bullshit translator: We made an app that cuts the crap out of your writing. It's not revolutionary, it's just a fancy spell-check. But hey, at least you'll sound less like a pompous ass when you use it.

Again: > We made an app that edits your writing. It's basically spell-check on steroids. It'll make you sound less pretentious.

Again: > We made a glorified spell-checker. It'll stop you sounding like a pompous ass.

Again: > We made a fancy autocorrect. It'll keep you from sounding like a pretentious jerk.

Again: > We made spellcheck. It'll stop you sounding like an idiot.

Again: > We fixed your typos. You're welcome.

Again: > We changed your words without asking. Deal with it.

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