[None4U]

More like buying a fridge and then the landlord stops paying for electricity suddenly

[safety1st]

With the wrinkle that your landlord enthusiastically invited you to move in, and never made you sign a contract, but after your dog shed all over the place he started making ominous noises about how you'd better sign one equal to eight percent of your gross revenue, and every conversation with him is now very strained

[bsbsjsusj]

Buying a fridge. Plugging it into the neigbours outbouse, who also gives you free food, and you use both to run your cafe. Which is fair because the neighbour gives free food away to look the most christian and you pay for the fridge and most people don't want to run a fridge so they rely on your cafe.

[austhrow743]

This is accurate if by landlord you mean "the person in whose house you have been squatting without paying rent or signing a lease."

[immibis]

Actually, it's the person who signed a contract with me to give me a free house.