[jfoutz]

I don’t know what readers are aware of this. American football fields are all the same size, but soccer fields can vary.

That little bit of trivia makes this extra funny. For me anyway.

[Kon-Peki]

> American football fields are all the same size

American American football fields are all the same size. But American Canadian football fields are all the same, different, size. And American Arena football fields are also all the same, different, size.