[mden]

I think people are missing that you're being satirical (maybe there is a better word for it?). Unless I'm the one being wooshed.

[rootusrootus]

I agree. Maybe on the internet we really do require /s just to make sure everyone understands, but it looks to me very much sarcastic.

[PhilipRoman]

It's 100% sarcasm. The capitalization should have made it obvious to anyone. The only place I've seen struggling with recognizing sarcasm is hackernews.