[loopdoend]

Didn't he die in jail last year?

[ceejayoz]

I rather suspect that won't matter to The Onion.

[jaggederest]

I'm sure Zombie Kaczynski will have cogent contributions to make still.

[tomcam]

My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie Kaczynski

[dredmorbius]

Positive ones, even!

[PhasmaFelis]

If T. Herman Zweibel didn't let corporeal death force him out of the Onion, why should Kaczynski?

[shadowgovt]

That's what they want us to think... Is what I'm pretty sure InfoWars would tell me.

[yapyap]

I mean would the Onion lie to us