[kunwon1]

I was confused, especially considering this [1] is still very recent

[1] https://theonion.com/kenji-lopez-alt-returns-from-beef-dimen...

[dole]

I also thought I had my finger on the pulse of some The Onion/Lopez-Alt beef, like TMZ on the Food Network.

ontopic edit: I am interested in an optimal onion cutting technique, while I'm happy with mine, the upside-down banana teaches that there's always a few ways to approach and learn something.

[jghn]

This is exactly what I thought of when I saw the headline!