[cdchn]

This conjures up an image in my mind of a million monkeys with headphones on, smashing at Blooomberg terminals.

[asdff]

If you had a million monkeys commanding substantial enough funds it doesn’t matter what you model as the market will react to your moves. Which you can then anticipate and profit further from. Show them an image of a rotting banana, they all panic sell, then the puts your orangutans bought and the calls your capuchins sold will be looking pretty.

[quantadev]

How dare you insult monkeys. :0 lol. They have better short term memories than humans, per 2007 study by Tetsuro Matsuzawa and colleagues at the Primate Research Institute at Kyoto University in Japan.

[cdchn]

Monkeys aren't (yet) interested in spending a lot of money on Brioni suits.