YesMadam did an employee survey on stress, then fired the stressed employees

[not_your_vase]

  > To ensure that no one remains stressed at work, we have made the difficult decision to part ways with employees who indicated significant stress.

This is one of the most horrifying and hilarious corporate sentence at the same time. I would have expected this from some weird UK black comedy...

[sillywalk]

> I would have expected this from some weird UK black comedy...

There was an episode of the IT Crowd with this as the scenario. The boss declares war on stress, and says "Oh, by the way, anybody still experiencing stress at the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!"