[StarlaAtNight]

This quote cracked me up:

“I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I’VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS”

[akshayshah]

James Mickens is a comedic genius. The linked article always makes me laugh out loud.

https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf

[rrr_oh_man]

Excellent article, but the typesetting / justification in that pdf is horrendous.

The text columns look like the side of that hallway rubber mat that my dog keeps chewing on.

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[hyperdimension]

That was an amazing read. Thanks for linking it.