[robaxisal]

this is unacceptable, that the pole is moving towards russia

it's imperative for america that we control the magnetic pole, and it remains in our continent.

Therefore, I'm signing an executive order....

[treetalker]

It shall henceforth be known as Magnetic America, as opposed to True America, which lies somewhere in the body of water between Florida and the Yucatán peninsula …

[rlpb]

Perhaps speak to the scientists who just updated its position and get them to update its position the other way?

[insane_dreamer]

you forgot the uppercase