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HomeDeLaPot | 1 year ago

Yo, we decided to build a dam in the creek behind your house. We're not sure what the impact will be on your house and backyard, so watch out. You've got three days, construction has already started.

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HomeDeLaPot|1 year ago

It was gonna cost 1 million of your tax dollars to build the levee protecting your house, but we're saving you money by building it out of sticks. We'll send a dude out to throw a few more on every few days.

qwe----3|1 year ago

7 years to estimate the impact? I'm guessing it would take a professional an afternoon.

HomeDeLaPot|1 year ago

About the same time it'd take me to build Twitter.