[hackflip]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

[cmckn]

Oh thank god, I thought that was just me.

[mixmastamyk]

The old Carlin bit, was going to mention. :-D. I think he used, “asshole.”

[RangerScience]

"If you met an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole." (or, something close to that)