[jurenbert]

"It says here in this history book that luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?"

Norm MacDonald

[tbrownaw]

Genghis Khan? Whoever it was that sacked Rome?

[bilbo0s]

Odds are pretty much zero there.

If you expect me to take my eyes off the terrorists (foreign and domestic), the Russians, North Koreans and so on, to entertain your fever dream of, I don't know, Barak Obama or whatever being a threat, you're gonna be disappointed.

National security sir, is not a game.

[forgetfreeman]

Anyone that thinks that combination of credentials is the kryptonite that our nation's security is vulnerable to should spend some time examining their media intake. Local, State, and Federal law enforcement and the entire intelligence-industrial complex defeated by tweedy academics with social sciences degrees? Sure thing.