[wirthjason]

After I downloaded Fahrenheit 451 my hard drive caught fire.

[MollyRealized]

I downloaded 2001 and I'm sorry Dave I can't finish this comment

[867-5309]

shortly after pirating Three Body Problem my homicide count tripled

[LocalH]

Mine tripled too, and I've never read or watched it.

Good thing it was zero to start with

[hardlianotion]

wot

[goatlover]

That's not what the countdown only you can see, the blinking stars at night, or the hyper realistic VR game with no power source meant ...