Facebook is Dying

[quattrofan]

I couldn't finish reading that, it was so badly written.

[pferde]

I finished reading it, in the same way one finishes watching a hilariously bad movie. :) It was all just grand rhetorics and little substance, to the very end.

[ummjackson]

I couldn't either. Read as if it was written in another language, translated to English and then someone went to town on a thesaurus with it.

[realize]

Yes, I gave up at "dichotomously opposed".

[markyc]

linkbait isn't what it used to be

[spaghetti]

Wonder if the article was auto-generated? "turnover and profits are down..." so at least turnover is down which sounds like it's actually good for the "once gargantuan beast".

[r00fus]

Turnover is a trading term: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/turnover.asp

[the_gipsy]

Headline should have been "Is facebook dying?"

[klez]

So the answer would have been 'no'?