[dougiejones]

My recommendation for Ash:

Delivery: Cow noises. You are actually a cow. You can only moo and grunt. No human noises. Only moo. No words.

Pauses: Moo and grunt between sentences. Some burps and farts.

Tone: Cow.

[istjohn]

Hilarious. In addition to lots of moo's and moo-ack's it hallucinated random words and phrases that weren't in the script.