[imperialdrive]

He's never had alcohol due to a family with addiction problems, that's my understanding anyway. I kinda see your point though.

[alabastervlog]

My imagined normal government advisor-sort who's just (figuratively) awoken from a 20-year coma and is attempting to approach this situation, initially, as a normal interaction with a normal President is the one drinking and hitting the crack pipe by the end. I tried not to over-burden it with formatting, but may have gone too light and made that unclear.

[jfengel]

The drinker in that story is the OP, coping with the barrage of bad ideas.

[Ensorceled]

Pretty sure it's the unnamed guy that's doing the drinking in this scenario. No idea how you worked it out the other way.

[NickC25]

According to the original producers of The Apprentice, he's not a drinker but has had an addiction to both Sudafed and Cocaine going back probably 40 years now, which has made him completely incontinent.

[i80and]

The alcohol pouring is by the narrator in the vignette, not by Trump