[shove]

C’mon. Everyone wants unobtainium.

[alganet]

I once held it, in my hands. But it banished me forever to this place. Now I am cursed to guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

[turtleyacht]

Well, there are treasures but the extraction cost would be exorbitant [1].

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43696592