[dogtorwoof]

You die from liver failure. Which is a horrible way to die. You’re bleeding and clotting at the same time. Your abdomen swells with fluid. Then your legs and your whole body. Your skin turns yellow and you’re itching constantly. You become increasingly confused and violent. Infections start brewing in that pool of fluid in your abdomen.

[andai]

I am going to cancel my internet subscription...

[Waterluvian]

You should sign up for Nautilus. Monthly compact discs mailed to your door containing 650MB of assorted interactive multimedia. It was the original broadband (with very large packet size.)

(You might need a Time Machine first)