[imaginator]

Jameson Lopp maintains a comprehensive list at https://github.com/jlopp/physical-bitcoin-attacks

Side joke: with inflation the XKCD $5 wrench attack (https://xkcd.com/538/) is no longer possible.

[qoez]

The alt text does say "Also, I would be hard-pressed to find that wrench for $5." so I guess even at the time without inflation it wasn't really possible

[apples_oranges]

For Americans now difficult. Rest of the world can still order cheaply in China ;)

[grues-dinner]

It could be a second-hand wrench. Or maybe smuggled in without tariffs: a 1-foot, 3-pound wrench is $3.45 on Taobao (including shipping, a pair of gloves and a roll of PTFE tape). It might not be Snap-On but it'll probably survive being hit with a few crypto speculator skulls.

[krisoft]

Or a stolen wrench. If you are already on the path of criminality.

[brewdad]

The key is to have made the investment long ago. I never put money in crypto but I do own two large pipe wrenches from the mid 1990s.

[os2warpman]

https://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tools/wrenches/18-in-stee...

$7.99

They also have an 8-inch wrench on sale for $3 but I'd spend the extra for the pipe wrench.

Better whackin' with an 18-incher.

[oulipo]

No worries, now you can simply use $5 of Toblerone lol https://archive.ph/TZ9oq

[nssnsjsjsjs]

Next they'll hit someone over the head with a shitcoin to try and steal their wrench!