[pixelbro]

> try as best as you can to aim it into your anus to wash as best as you can

This seems like a great way to spray shit everywhere and is not at all how I learned to use those. What I do is soap one hand, aim the jet into the toilet past the anus with the other hand (jet vector orthogonal to the anus's normal vector), then go to town on it with soap and water. It's foolproof and you get very clean.

How has nobody mentioned this? I feel like I'm on crazy pills, is everyone seriously blasting a jet directly at their chocolate starfish?

[narratives1]

Yet here I am on the other side surprised to hear you and others saying you’re lathering your poopy butt with your hands in a restaurant bathroom

We all gotta wash our butts, but it just seems more civilized to do it in the shower as you can get everything clean, you didn’t just crap, and you’re not eating with those same hands immediately afterwards.

Toilet paper + wet wipes are 100x more sanitary than what you describe

[barbazoo]

Wet wipes sure if you dispose of them correctly. Don’t just externalizer the problem to the sewer system.