[TheMongoose]

You don't need to. "I like {language}" is enough. Arguing over the best language is a massive waste of time and energy.

[ofalkaed]

The article is more an attempt at nudging those sorts of conversation into meaningful discussion. Title is meant to appeal to people who do things like pass judgement on languages they know little to nothing about, articles they did not read, etc. Somewhat clickbaity title but I would say they took a more flies with honey approach.

[hardasspunk]

Excellent dissection!