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throwaheyy | 8 months ago

"Theres a fucking goat outside."

"No, it's just 'a goat'."

"No! It's a fucking goat!"

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irrational|8 months ago

Personally I’m more into sheep, but I won’t kink shame.

goopypoop|8 months ago

Inside you there are two fucking wolves

bregma|8 months ago

Why do you ask, Two Dogs?

chrisweekly|8 months ago

what do you call...

a deer with no eyes? no idea

a deer w no eyes and no front legs? still no idea

a deer with no eyes, no front legs, and no balls? still no fucking idea

hn_go_brrrrr|8 months ago

This joke only works in the right accent, where "idea" is prounced "idear".