[bgro]

Yep I won’t use anything with a negative self deprecating name like this. Because some tech bro will use it as a a basis to disqualify my entire resume or sabotage an interview after solving the leetcode trivia troll questions and whatever other video game battles they add to the interview process in the future.

Project manager fires the entire team except 1 intern to finish the project with 1000 points of stories in 1 sprint? Heh or did you just figure out jank wasn’t capable of doing the job what did you expect?

Hotfix to fix a bug with the stage environment because the SREs set it up wrong? No bro it’s jank it’s that jank thing. Source: ctrl F “jank” in the message analytics and copilot says all matches are in the stage environment and that jank is also a tech thing. It also bright up every engineers profile that lists jank as a skill. Time to pick a scape goat.

[athorax]

Is tech bro in the room with us right now?