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shutupnerd0000 | 7 months ago

Imagine a whiskey manufacturer saying "this is impossible because we'll have to age it for 13 years" lel

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modeless|7 months ago

Imagine a whiskey manufacturer saying "our whiskey is radioactive but it's ok because it will be less radioactive by the time you drink it!"

dr_dshiv|7 months ago

“Our whiskey is carcinogenic but it’s ok because…”

Said every whiskey manufacturer ever.