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dsauerbrun | 7 months ago

Does my wife also get this so she can be on the other side? Nevermind... I don't need the sad reality of her trying to swipe left and telling me she thinks the app is broken.

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cornholio|7 months ago

There is also a "you can only swipe left" mode, which you can unlock for a small subscription fee.

The premium mode also places pictures of your partner's exes and coworkers on their swipe feed and notifies you immediately of any infraction.

nashashmi|7 months ago

Swipe left brings a picture of you before you got married.

AlecSchueler|7 months ago

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jfyi|7 months ago

Sounds like a lot of work. I think I'll just fill it with pics of Hugh Jackman and take it as a an easy win.

xigoi|7 months ago

How is that going to make him more physically attractive?

9dev|7 months ago

Now don’t be ridiculous.

socalgal2|7 months ago

Or you should just leave a disfunctional relationship