[RUnconcerned]

> Ironically, the author could well benefit from running this slop through an llm to make it more professional.

Have you considered that it is not the intent of the author to appear professional? That running it through the Slop Generator would obfuscate their intent to be snarky towards those who outsource all their thinking to Slop Generators?

[JimDabell]

> Have you considered that it is not the intent of the author to appear professional?

They have no obligation to sound professional but if they intended to appear incredibly childish then they succeeded, and people will judge them accordingly.