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nsksl | 7 months ago

How exactly should they be terminated? 150 1:1 meetings?

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fkyoureadthedoc|7 months ago

Not only should my boss behave like he's putting down the family dog, I should be able to face my VP in single combat with my weapon of choice.

amlib|7 months ago

Best we can do is a 20 frag limit quake 3 deathmatch duel in q3dm17

tuesdaynight|7 months ago

I know your comment is going to be deleted because HN is not the place for these kind of comment, but you made me laugh loudly, so thank you.

BeFlatXIII|7 months ago

This but without the irony.

pablobaz|7 months ago

That could work. 15 managers doing 10 1:1 meetings each isn't so hard. It can get tricky with people being on vacation etc. But very possible and normal.

cyberpunk|7 months ago

Have you ever had to do these? 10 back to back layoffs is a rough day. I had to do 5 in one day once and had to seek out a very expensive hangover.

Sucks for everyone. I’ve been laid off by email, it’s fine.

quietbritishjim|7 months ago

That's not so good for the people remaining, or even those laid off but later in the queue. Once the first person gets laid off, everyone will know it's happening and be wondering whether they're included. You're just dragging out the suspense over the hours or (more likely) days those meetings take place, rather than getting it out of the way in a few minutes. That's probably worse than the dubious joy of a personalised message about your termination.

(Though, here in the UK, redundancy procedures can take weeks, so a few days is not much compared to that.)

Someone1234|7 months ago

What if their direct manager was also terminated? It could result in a manager's manager having such a large cohort as it to take several days while employees wait to see if they're fired or not (word would get out immediately).

kimos|7 months ago

This is how I have seen it done. You end up with managers firing people they do not know, and employees getting 15 min meeting invites and knowing what it means. But it’s much more compassionate and human.

kelseyfrog|7 months ago

[JIRA] Your boss assigned HR-5678 to you.

HR: Atlassian / HR-5678

Acknowledge Receipt of Your Termination Notice

chrisco255|7 months ago

I was at Atlassian when a major product was cancelled which was based in the Austin office and MCB flew out to Austin to deliver the news that some would be laid off and others reassigned. I think a town hall over video chat would have been fine.

fullstackwife|7 months ago

This is inconsequence!

Hipchat/Stride was a flop, because it was a poor product, poorly executed. Switch to Slack was a huge relief for everyone.

Atlassian support engineers used to be the best part of the service. Poor products + Great support = made Atlassian great

MBCook|7 months ago

Well they certainly shouldn’t tell everyone that a bunch of people are being fired and then to just wait and sit around and see if you get the email of doom.

jesol|7 months ago

Yes.

belter|7 months ago

I suggest a coding challenge, and the first five to submit it and pass the functional tests can stay?

nartho|7 months ago

Accounting and marketing are not going to be happy.

fHr|7 months ago

Yes? Wtf

bloodyplonker22|7 months ago

A JIRA ticket with hundreds of legal dependencies.

jcotton42|7 months ago

At least a live mass meeting.

NitpickLawyer|7 months ago

I swear there was a post not to long ago about a company that laid off a lot of employees in a live meeting, and it went badly, and people in the comments were saying "a prerecorded video would have been better". The duality of Internet forums, I guess...

h4ck_th3_pl4n3t|7 months ago

I suggest a monster truck derby battle.

And we'll call it "Rehabilitation"