[twojacobtwo]

You clearly don't know m/any criminals.

They're not all morons hopped on something. Some are cleverer than you would ever want to know about.

[lazide]

So tell me. What car thief is going to be doing any of this, instead of chucking a piece of broken spark plug through a window and driving off with the car 30 seconds later?

[tptacek]

I don't know why this thread has converged on car theft as the crime most apposite to this issue; B&E seems like the much more relevant issue.