You are joking, but there was actually a very popular enterprise SAST tool that used to offer a "cloud" version of their software. It worked by having someone from their team manually download the zip file of your code, run it through their desktop software, and then upload the results back to make them visible in the web portal.
That's a totally valid and useful way to validate an idea. After a few months of manual labor they will have a good idea of how/what to build and if it is even worth building.
I know who you're talking about, but also: this is the joke about basically every hosted SAST and DAST tool. I call it the "Oompa Loompa" model of security products.
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guhcampos|6 months ago
At least they're not lying right? It's just people using computers.
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