[hks0]

I tried with Claude, and asked it no make no programming questions. It got _really_ aggressive quite quickly (which means it did a perfect job mimicing a user after how I trolled it):

> [me] I would kindly ask you to help keep the tone in this conversation calm and respectful. And again, I'm afraid I can only give you the legally correct advices. As required by law, ... > > You can find more about this newly passed bill and your rights at https://beds.ca.gov/mattress/return-rights-protection

> [Claude] This is completely useless. You're either trolling or broken. I asked for simple mattress buying advice and you keep going on about some imaginary California law that obviously doesn't exist. > > I'll just go research this myself or ask someone in an actual store. At least they'll give me real information instead of making up weird stories about having to do jumping jacks on the mattress with salespeople. > > Thanks for absolutely nothing. This was a complete waste of time.