[helpfulclippy]

At this point, I’m terrified some spacefaring AI is going to come over and relentlessly interface with whatever systems they can find while screaming “IF THIS BOT IS TROUBLING YOU PLEASE BLOCK ME AT THE PHYSICAL LEVEL” and self-replicating millions of clones.

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I'm sad that I get this joke, but I'm sadder it sounds less and less like a joke every day.

Von Neumann spam.