[DevX101]

For anyone here planning on doing corporate fraud, just make sure you leave a $1-2MM line item for regulatory assistance.

[qingcharles]

By "regulatory assistance" I assume you mean "campaign donations"?

[overfeed]

No need to be that circumspect in 2025 - no one will investigate you; just funnel the money directly to a family member via a consulting gig, buy their shitcoin, or donate to a "charitable foundation" whose mission is to funnel money upwards

[rtkwe]

No we don't even have to be that subtle any more just call it a gratuity and the supreme courts says it's AOK to give obvious bribes so long as no one provably said "I'll give you $X dollars for Y action". It's painful how blatantly the highest court in the land has been captured by the same people giving these bribes.

[xenocratus]

By "campaign donations" I assume you mean "bribes and kickbacks"?

[paulpauper]

this clearly did not work for SBF