[sharkweek]

It’s been what… 15-20 years since the ads ran but…

“I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW!!

CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!”

It pops into my head at least once a month, and it sits for 1-3 days on repeat in my brain. I swear it was some MK-Ultra level psyops level writing, whoever came up with those commercials.

[SlightlyLeftPad]

Damnit, I can’t unsee this comment. Now it’s living rent free. Yeah I remember this distinctly. Odd that better call saul didn’t remind me of this one though.

[bapak]

It's my money and I need it NOW!

[westmeal]

800 588 2300 empire today

[throwup238]

Have you tried calling the number?