[throwaway127482]

SecureHyperTextShell (SHTS)

I meant this in jest but now that I think about it, it actually could be a decent name (?)

[speed_spread]

QUICSH/T

[BrightOne]

I think it's too similar to HSTS: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_Strict_Transport_Securi...

[imoverclocked]

You could say it was just for SHTS and giggles?

[irq-1]

Hyper Secure Shell (HSS)