[noahjk]

We recently purchased a Hörbert for our kids, which is everything you (I) want and nothing you don't - music is loaded via a SD card, there are 9 "playlists", it's mostly wood, and there's no need for WiFi or additional purchases.

The only catch is that they don't ship to the US (we just bought one in Europe and brought it back).

https://www.hoerbert.com/