[stanford_labrat]

My portfolio was +94% in 2024 and +52% in the past 6 months (I took a massive haircut thanks to April's tariff saga and by having biblical levels of greed...lesson learned).

How do I declare for the inaugural Hedge Fund Draft?

[ivape]

Why would you want to work anywhere if you get returns like that every year?

[bfg_9k]

If you've got 1m to play with, you're making ~ 1m a year pre-tax. If you work at a fund and can scale those returns up on 1Bn, you can make ~1Bn and then clipping even 1% of that is $10m.

[jalapenos]

Get those returns on big chunks of other people's money and take a cut

[Esophagus4]

I think the hedge fund guys would rather be you…

Just say you run a “small family office” and enjoy the win ;)