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marky1991 | 5 months ago

I swear I went home from work but then got fired from my job for falling asleep at my desk. I don't understand what happened. (And even if I did fall asleep at my desk, who fires an employee for falling asleep once?)

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criddell|5 months ago

> who fires an employee for falling asleep once?

Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.

silisili|5 months ago

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.

anal_reactor|5 months ago

I will never forget my grandpa's last words.

> Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!

cratermoon|5 months ago

> best damned cab driver

Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.

joshcsimmons|5 months ago

Bummer - this has been the hardest code I've ever had to write test coverage for. I'm using https://www.inklestudios.com/ink/ for the story routing with inkjs so I'm not surprised that there are some lingering weird-paths.