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deanputney | 4 months ago

What happens when you use up the 60 minutes of talk time?

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hagbard_c|4 months ago

Santa will tell your son or daughter to go beg his or her parents to pay 'santa' for more talk time:

Generous Talk Time: 60 minutes of talk time included, and additional minutes are available for purchase for extended holiday entertainment throughout the season

That's not what I understood Santa to be like.

observationist|4 months ago

Something like as follows:

Rule 34.vc - if it exists, it can be enshittified.

bithive123|4 months ago

"Ho ho ho! I'm sorry but our time is up. If you'd like to keep talking to me, please provide a credit card number. Merry christmas!"

BeetleB|4 months ago

Better would be something along the lines of "You were only so good this year, and the time is up. If you want to talk more, you need to earn more good points with your mom and dad!"

No idea how you'd monetize that, though.

midnitewarrior|4 months ago

"Ho ho ho! I'm sorry but our time is up. If you want to keep talking to Santa, go into Daddy's wallet or Mommy's purse and bring Santa the rectangular cards with the numbers on it. Now, let's play a numbers game! You read the numbers on that card to me, and I'll tell you what you're getting for Christmas!"

jihadjihad|4 months ago

You drink another verification can.