[imjonse]

The article ends on a note which can be read in either a hopeful or ominous key.

"Authorities anticipate no significant conflicts with the beaver colony for at least the next decade."

[world2vec]

2036: Czech authorities sue for peace after months of devastating conflict against the beaver colony.

[discomrobertul8]

We have always been at war with Eurasian beavers (Castor fiber).

[rurban]

Farmers have been at war with them. Local governments usually side with the beavers, because their longterm benefits are higher, but in right-wing crisis times the farmers will win.

[matusp]

If you want peace, prepare for war.

[timcobb]

That's humans for ya