[valzevul]

I wish. No-fault evictions aren't a thing in Scotland, but I'd still struggle to explain the whole "I plumbed a cold line for salami" thing to the landlord.

[lexicality]

You just need to phrase it correctly. Try "I plumbed a cold line for salami. Would you like some salami?"

[quickthrowman]

Lol, that would be quite difficult to explain to the landlord, now it makes perfect sense why you didn’t do that :)

Very cool project, I bet the salami is delicious too!

[goopypoop]

you could run a hose from a tap without damage with something like e.g. https://www.diy.com/departments/nes-home-chrome-adapter-two-...

or a push-fit splitter under the sink could be revertable and/or unnoticed

[burnished]

'Who likes hiring plumbers? I took care of that FOR you'

yeah like sibling said, its all in the phrasing (I imagine)