Show HN: Yourshoesmells.com – Find the most smelly boulder gym

[boshenz]

A crowdsourced map for ranking Boulder gym stinkiness and difficulty. Get a detailed view of the gym. “Is there toprope in the gym?” “Any training boards?”

[boxedsound]

Funny and practical to know if the gym stinks.

Just my two scents: I find the font incredibly hard to read.

[sunrunner]

Everyone nose what you did there.

[Thorrez]

>ranking Boulder gym stinkiness

The capitalization makes me think it's about gyms in Boulder, CO.

[kakacik]

Thought so too but then I scrolled to Europe and where I live literally every single gym is on the map, even one that is either very non-public or only exists on google maps (tried to get there once but there was absolutely nothing). Both eastern and western Europe covered very well, kudos for grepping those places properly.

[atrus]

I see a lot of complaints about the font, and I'm just curious what makes it so hard to read? Is English your second language, I know reading Japanese for me in different or (worse!) handwritten makes it 10x harder for me to read. Are you just not used to a handwritingish font, and only read more typewritery fonts? Older than me (35+)?

It just feels weird that a perfectly legible font has multiple complaints, and I don't understand why or how?

[abound]

I think the font is just "different" enough that it sets off something in people.

Ironically, it's also the default font used by Excalidraw (Virgil IIRC), and people seem to generally like the style + legibility of Excalidraw-drawn diagrams.

[stronglikedan]

To me, it's not the font face in particular, but that it's sized too small for the complexity of the font face, specifically.

[diziet]

The font is very small. And unusual.

[Quitschquat]

I would like to filter via Smells Like Ass vs Smells Like Balls. I have a different tolerance for each

[DANmode]

Bacteria vs Cyanobacteria

[fishbacon]

The font you chose is borderline illegible. Password being 3-20 characters makes me nervous.

Fun idea though.

[amypetrik8]

> Password being 3-20 characters makes me nervous.

You're kinder than me, having a login and password to place a vote seems like a dark pattern to me.

[defrost]

Bouldering at West Cape Howe above several hundred tonnes of rotting seaweed can get pretty stinky.

Good views though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLihtxNPB9U

[mikestew]

When I click the "use my location" icon and I'm in Redmond, WA, 2 out of the 3 gyms listed are in Redmond, OREGON. I imagine it might be doing to same for city names that are in multiple states. But when I zoom into Portland, OR (rather than use the "my location" button) I don't see gyms for Portland, ME (maybe there aren't any in ME?).

And, yeah, that font sucks for readability.

[dddddaviddddd]

For urban gyms, at least in Montreal, a slider for bicycle parking is more useful than a checkbox. Some gyms have many more bicycles parked than cars, sometimes in winter too. Many gyms don’t even have car parking because transit/bike/walking is the expected way to get there.

[boshenz]

Interesting! Noted!

[Phelinofist]

This might attract a certain type of people

[mock-possum]

My first thought too, clear fetish content

[0_gravitas]

Looking around my area, unsure what the heuristics are for determining whats a climbing/boulder gym, but there's quite a few false-positives. I got excited because I thought there was some new options in my otherwise duopolized island.

[nailer]

It’s very odd. Bouldering gyms consistently smell of feet but yoga studios do not despite both being an open toed activity.

[ubermonkey]

Bouldering is not a barefoot activity. Bouldering (and climbing) depend on special shoes.

The smell in a climbing or bouldering gym is because many climbers (and most climbers above a beginner/intermediate level) are probably taking OFF their shoes when not actively climbing. You do this outside, too -- the shoes are TIGHT and pretty uncomfortable to stand around in, so you only wear them when you're on the rock.

Climbing and bouldering are pretty intense, though, so you will get sweaty. And you'll sweat in your shoes. And the shoes will get stinky. Shoe stink is often somewhat contained if your foot is still IN the shoe, but if you take them off everyone gets to enjoy the aroma.

Unlined leather shoes handle the funk the best. OTOH, shoes with uppers made of textiles, especially when lined, end up being de facto bioweapons. I am not cursed with especially stinky sweat or feet, but I had a pair of fabric-lined climbing shoes that had to ride in the trunk going to and from the gym or the crag because having them inside the passenger compartment of the car was absolutely untenable.

Yoga, OTOH, is done barefoot. People often show up very minimal shoes. There's a sweat smell in many yoga spaces, especially hot yoga spaces, but it's not the funk associated with shoes.

[GregBrrrrrrrr]

10/10 for the login username placeholder text alone

[boshenz]

Adam Ondra!!!

[lukeinator42]

Is there a way to request the addition of a gym?

[boshenz]

There will be. Wanted to get this out to see the public reaction

[HipstaJules]

The name chef's kiss

[coolbeans500]

great idea - stinky font

[donq1xote1]

Lamo this product got me laugh for five minutes hahahha

[imurray]

The site didn't load for me in Firefox, but I found these fantastic for preventing climbing shoe stink: https://bootbananas.com/product/original-shoe-deodorisers/ They absorb sweat, not just mask the smell.