[johnecheck]

Time to invent a type of plastic that's poisonous to these bacteria!

> Is it harmful to humans?

> Not at all! You can definitely trust that my company has studied this in depth. I'm sure it isn't going to make it into everyone's bloodstreams before we learn it's actually terrible.

[fredrikholm]

> before we learn it's actually terrible.

Before you learn it's actually terrible if I may.

[pixl97]

[Busy covering up the 3000% cancer rates of the production line workers]