[dgllghr]

I’m changing my last name to Singh and naming my “best baby” Khan Noonien

[ihumanable]

Waiting for your child to come home from a particularly difficult day of kindergarten

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"