[CephalopodMD]

Doge cut muscle sure. They cut the bones too. They sold one of our kidneys on the black market. And then jabbed us in the eyes 3 Stooges style for good measure so we couldn't even see how bad it really was.

We went in for liposuction and buccal fat removal surgery and came out the other side severely disfigured with Maralago face and a hunchback.

[Herring]

> We went in for liposuction ..

That's so generous it's past inaccurate. If they genuinely wanted a liposuction they wouldn't have hired their local pedophile rapist grifter to do it.